Spouse: Did we get any mail today?
Me: Do you want to buy a Ford or go to the circus?
Spouse: Uh, no.
Me: Then we didn’t get any mail.
I am a retired scientist living on a small farm in rural southeastern Washington state, US. I like reading, writing, making and repairing things.
Spouse: Did we get any mail today?
Me: Do you want to buy a Ford or go to the circus?
Spouse: Uh, no.
Me: Then we didn’t get any mail.